Replace My Old Guitar Before It Breaks For Good

My guitar is an acoustic I've had for years. The neck is cracking, so it could break at any time. I'd like to replace it before that happens, leaving me heart-broken (guitar-broken?). A few years ago in a Denver guitar store I tried out a Parker Fly electric guitar with a MIDI controller. It was amazing! I've never played a better guitar before or since. The carbon fiber neck was slick and thin, the strings were so easy to press correctly and the body was light. With that guitar alone, I be another Hendrix or Clapton! But the kicker was the MIDI pick-up. Normal strings transformed into drums, pianos, and choirs with the flip of a few buttons! As a mad computer scientist, I could use that MIDI box to do all kinds of nifty tricks that would blow Thomas Dolby and Herbie Hancock's minds! But . . . These tools aren't cheap. I sure could use some help getting my hands on the gear. With your help, I can use a Parker Fly with MIDI to make more music, and new kinds of sound never heard before! Won't you please donate my Guitar Replacement Fund today?